Cobble
I'm tech lead at Cobble, which means I work on a bunch of things you will never see. Please feel free to assume it's very hard work and I am very very important. And that the world keeps spinning thanks to me. Yah that seems accurate.
Other than that I bake decently well (similarly, you will never know what goes in the baking, and you really should assume it's only fresh stuff). Oh and I currently live in Paris, TX. (Not sure about the TX part, but it's the one with the big metal tower thingy. Probably TX)