Chris Craft

Chris is the alpha dog that guides PML to success. As the owner of the company, Chris is in charge. One of Chris’ coolest achievements is being inducted into the Villanova Hall of Fame for Swimming. To raise awareness for hamster gingivitis, he rode a bike across a 7-11 parking lot raising over $37 in Shake n Bake coupons. In 1979 at the age of 12, Chris had not yet passed his driver’s test. As recently as 3 months ago, he had eaten an egg salad sandwich. Chris spends much of his free time describing the facial architecture of the cast of “Three’s Company” to police sketch artists. He credits staying fit by only eating meals while sprinting the 110-meter hurdles. Chris was never credited for co-writing many of the B-side singles for the southern rock band 38 Special. He won a karaoke contest sponsored by “Depends” by singing the song “London Bridge is Falling Down”. Chris is now working on building the first ever “green” city in Pennsylvania called “Martian Town”.