John Thornton

John Thornton is a Senior Creative at SURREAL, where John is known for possibly causing typos on cereal billboards. John also works as a Professional Mumbler at Swanky marketing conferences, having spoken at various locations around the world. In addition, John is a Gun for Hire at Side Hustle Incorporated, lending their writing skills to various projects. With a background in social media management and copywriting at innocent drinks, John has also worked as a Shampoo Copywriter and Writer at other companies. Starting their career as a Small Child at Parents & Sons, John eventually graduated from Bournemouth University with a degree in Scriptwriting for Film and Television.